Butterbean and spinach dumplings
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butterbean and greens dumplings
We’ve had more icy weather, the boys are home from school for the second time in three days. It’s a long long winter. I felt like eating something plump and savory and comforting, and that’s just what these little dumplings are. They’re fairly simple: kale, spinach, butter beans and cheese baked in a crispy crust. Obviously, they aren’t steamed yeasted dumplings, and they’re probably not officially dumplings in any sense of the word, but that’s the name that their shape suggested to me.
Here’s I Wanna be Your Dog by Uncle Tupelo. I love this version!
2 cups flour
1/2 t salt
lots of freshly ground pepper
1 stick (1/2 cup) unsalted butter, frozen
In a large bowl combine the flour, salt and pepper. Grate in the butter, and mix with a fork until coarse and crumbly. Add just enough ice water to pull everything together into a workable dough. Wrap in foil and chill for at least half an hour.
1/2 bunch kale, washed and de-stemmed and roughly chopped
3 cups packed spinach, washed and de-stemmed
1 t olive oil
1 plump clove garlic, minced
1 t rosemary, minced or crumbled
1 t red pepper flakes, or to taste
1 can butter beans, rinsed and drained
splash of white wine
1 1/2 cups grated or finely chopped mozzarella cheese
1 egg, beaten
salt and plenty of freshly ground pepper
Bring a pot of salted water to boil. Drop in the kale and boil for about five minutes until it’s wilted but bright. Drain and run under cold water. Squeeze out as much moisture as you can and chop quite finely. Chop the spinach.
In a large skillet over medium heat, warm the olive oil. Add the garlic, rosemary and stir and fry for a moment or two. Add the butter beans and stir and fry until the pan is quite dry. Add the wine and scrape the bottom of the pan. Add the greens, stir and fry until the spinach is wilted and everything is coated with flavor. Set aside. In a large bowl combine the beans, greens, cheese, and all of the egg except for about 1 tablespoon. Mix well and season.
Preheat the oven to 425 and lightly butter a baking sheet.
Break the dough into six balls. Roll each to be about 1/8th inch thick and six inches wide. Drop a big spoonful of filling in the center. Pull the edges up to the center and seal them. Place the dumplings on the baking sheet, and brush with the beaten egg.
Bake for about half an hour, until the dumplings are golden and crispy.